Tag: Irish
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‘All this was the easy stuff,’ said the thug who had forced Mac into the portable toilet. ‘The hard stuff is about to start.’
‘The hard stuff?’ repeated Mac, still stunned. ‘What hard stuff?’
‘What hard stuff?’ scoffed the thug. ‘Why Phase Two of Operation TurnBack, of course!’
‘Phase Two?’ echoed Mac again, still unable to follow the thug.
‘FOR ALL YOUR SO-CALLED LEARNING YOU ARE HAVING A HARD TIME UNDERSTANDING ANYTHING I’M SAYING,’ screamed the thug. ‘Phase Two involves the demolition and destruction of every landmark and civic building in existence.’
The thug laughed.
‘You old people were reserved for the easy stuff. It is going to take everyone in the country to make sure that Phase Two is a success.’
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Mac stood still, stunned. The thugs all started laughing.
‘Look at him,’ they jeered. ‘Professor Reading-Lots-of-Stuff hasn’t got anything left to read.’
‘But that’s insane …,’ started Mac before another thug interrupted him.
‘That’s nothing, old man. This camp was only responsible for books. Other camps elsewhere were responsible for destroying many other things; paintings, pottery, ceramics, furniture, and musical instruments. You name it and there is a camp somewhere filled with idiots like yourself being forced to destroy anything with any cultural value.’
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As Mac’s eyes grew accustomed to the light he could see activity by the guardhouse. A group of boiler suits were standing around smoking and smirking. One or two of them were laughing at something that someone else had said and before he knew what he was doing Mac had stood up and wobbled over to them.
‘What’s happening?’ he asked in a broken voice. The group stopped talking and for a split second it looked like they were going to take turns beating Mac to death. He stood as tall as he could in his ragged pinstripe suit and broken brogues.
‘Nothing, Grandpa,’ said one of the thugs. ‘That’s what we are laughing about. It is all over.’
Mac didn’t understood.
‘What’s all over?’ he asked. The thug leaned close to Mac and spoke very slowly.
‘Congratulations,’ he sneered. ‘Thanks to you and all of your learned friends there is now not a single, solitary book of any description left in the country.’
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A Christmas table groaning beneath the weight of the biggest turkey you have ever seen. All the trimmings as well. Someone singing something happy in the kitchen. The doorbell rings. The loveliest tree sits proudly in the corner bedecked in ribbons and balls. And the smell. Like everything wonderful all together. Happy faces on everyone here. Beery hugs and the rip of paper fills the air. Neighbours visiting and then everyone sits down to eat. All around the table. Mum and Dad. Aunties and Uncles. Sons. Daughters. Cousins. Pulling crackers and laughing. The doorbell rings once more. The front door opens. Footsteps in the hallway.
A small child with a broken nose stands in the doorway screaming.
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When we are confronted by an insect, our natural reaction is to use our hands to wipe and swipe and flick and push away and squash the thing annoying you. Or hit it with a rolled-up newspaper. At the very least we would wave something in a bid to get the insect to go and bother someone else.
A single fly, perhaps?
A cloud of midges?
An ant in your lunchbox?
A wasp attracted to your fizzy drink?
A descending ocean of cockroaches?
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Bara Cailín Chapter 4
Advanced Examination Paper
Instructions for Candidates
Write your answers to the following questions in the space provided.
All questions carry equal marks.
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What would it feel like to have a billion billion cockroaches the size of pebbles fall from the ceiling of a cave beneath a mountain and land upon your head?
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What would it sound like?
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How would you feel if it happened to you?
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Where are the words?
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Click. Spark. Glow. Blow. Blow. Glow. Dark. Click. Spark. Glow. Blow. Again. Gentle. Glow. Dark. Click. Spark. Glow. Blow. Longer. Still gentle. Glow. Blow. Longer still. Blow. Glow. Dark. Click. Spark. Glow. Blow. Gentle. Glow. Blow. Glow. Blow. Flame. Blow. Flame. Blow. Longer. Gentle. Flame. Flames. Red. Glow. Blow. Smile. Blow. Flame. Catch. Spread. Blow. Spread. Red. Light. Glow. Flame. Lick. Curl. Light. More light. Red. Orange. Crack. Smoke. Spread. Lick. Curl. Red. Orange.
Fire.
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Picture the version of this story that is the film and here the editor cuts from an extreme close shot of the flint’s flicker to an impossible wide shot of the space as the camera is held high on high and looking down as if from a celestial point of view.
There is no next cut and this wide shot remains in place. We begin to read the darkness as an apocalyptic one, ceremental in the way in which it covers everything with its cling from the grave.
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We
have all panicked. All of us. Trying to stay calm. Collected. Unaffected. Trying not to let something bother us. But the bothersome normally beats us. And begins to transform the rhythm of our lives and as we fail to stay calm everything about our experience begins to accelerate and what we thought was once sensible and normal now becomes none of these things and our breaths get shorter and we find that thing take longer and we try harder and they take longer again and the more we try the more we don’t succeed and the more we don’t succeed the faster the feeling of panic fills up and begins to overflow now spilling into our ears and making it to hard to hear and our eyes and we struggle to focus and our mouths and we find breathing hard and our limbs so the light becomes heavy becomes impossible and our finely boned and jointed hands and feet and legs eventually behave like the many splintered branches on
a tiny broken tree.
