With this in mind, Clayton took every opportunity he could to say something good about himself. Yet, whenever he found an occasion to heap praise upon himself, Clayton found that he always typed too fast in the heat of the moment and his spelling would go awry.

For example, he never realised that the description of his avatar, visible to the whole world of SuperHeroVerse™ described Falcon Boy as being ‘cepable ot fihting crim and ritting werongs.’

As part of the registration process, you also invent your own superhero catchphrase. Clayton dutifully completed this section but could never understand why ‘I’m good, me! Let me help and fight and save you!’ didn’t inspire the kind of confidence he felt sure it should have done.