‘In the course of completing my Miscellanea I have recently uncovered a terrible plot to destroy the entire world.

From what little information I have so far been able to glean this terrible plot has always been in existence but the recent well-documented disasters in Ireland’s economy have created certain conditions by which the architects of this terrible plot have been able to revive their dreadful ambitions. Or had their ambitions revived for them?

As you can hear, I am still not totally clear. I may not know everything yet but I know enough to know that I need to tell you all about the NotBeSpeak.’